13 Tinder Moments That Aren't Soul Crushingly Insensitive

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Apr 26, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

The modern dating world is a troubling strange beast of a thing. These somehow weren't ALL BAD. 

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  • 01
    Text - oo AT&T @ 71% 9:03 PM Kendall YOU MATCHED WITH KENDALL ON 12/9/16 If you'll be my Kendall Jenner, I'll be your Caitlin wtf does this mean i've really been trying to unpack it and i can't You're going to call me daddy, but it'll feel wrong saying it Sent wait i'm honestly speechless that was incredible Турe a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - AT&T M-Cell 11:33 PM Caroline YOU MATCHED WITH CAROLINE ON 8/1/17 I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf Tell me a joke, your best one Wanna hear a joke about paper?? It's probably gonna be tearable You're just too good I'm witty and relatable Quote of the day What did the zero say to the eight? I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf. Sent Send Туре а Message... GIF
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    Text - 1 100% o000 ROGERS 11:45 PM Sydney YOU MATCHED WITH SYDNEY ON 2017-05-30 Daniel you are so alpha male what makes you say that? You just look like a man who takes charge And takes what he wants That would explain why I have all these pens from the bank. Sent Send Турe a Message... GIF
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    Text - Tell your dog that he's a good boy for me please 5 min. ago I would so do that if she was a boy but she's a girl Erin 4 min. ago Oh shit Can I start over? 1 min. ago Yes go for it Erin 1 min. ago Tell your dog that she only deserves 70% of the love a male dog earns Sent 1 Bye Erin Now Send a message... GIF
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  • 05
    Text - Back to Camera 7:55 PM 1 3% Delilah Hey there Delilah Ight bye Srry I hate that Sorry love it Plz no Can I ask you a question? Go for it What's it like in New York City? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF No
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    Text - Facebook . 1% 70% 4G 10:18 Dana 17 Jan 2017, 03:19 Yes 17 Jan 2017, 07:55 So, what were you doing up at 3am? 17 Jan 2017, 10:16 Just was unable to sleep I had an amazing dream last night about food. I see Luckily my chicken wasn't as dry as this conversation Sent Type a message... Send GIF
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  • 07
    Text - Search e 1 76% 9:42 PM Wegona YOU MATCHED WITH WEGONA ON 8/7/17 Hey wegona fk or what Sent
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    Text - @ 1 76% ooo Optus 11:54 PM Megan YOU MATCHED WITH MEGAN ON 11/06/2016 Hey baby are you an avocado? Because your the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting on the inside Sent 11 Jun 2016, 11:38 PM What kind of pick up line is that what the fuck Type a Message... Send GIF LL
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    Text - Facebook ..oo c1 13% 6:05 PM Isabelle YOU MATCHED WITH ISABELLE ON 12/1/16 Wanna hear a pickup line Yea sure Are you a hen because you are eggsactly what I'm looking for Dec 3, 2016, 10:08 PM Well i'd consider myself more an egg, cause im looking to get laid Sent What Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - .ooo T-Mobile LTE 10 98% 3:06 PM Tahlur YOU SUPER LIKED TAHLUR ON 1/11/17 Are you short? 5'1 Yeah Dang I'm a lot tahlur Sent Tahlur? Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • 11
    Text - PH Brett, 30 Branch Manager University of South Florida State College of Florida less than a mile away Ami doing this right? My passions are shopping, wine and being gorgeous If you're not 6'5 don't talk to me. I won't message you first. Not looking for hookups. No facial hair. Idk why tinder says I'm 30, I'm really 48. Music is my life N. Don't ask me on a date if you're broke If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Sushi and pumpkin spiced lattes. No butt stu
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    Text - I love the fact that you reply within seconds I love the fact that you reply at all Sent Type a message... Send GIF Yeah Oh QWE UI O P R TY G HJ K L A S D V B N M Z X C X return 123 space LL
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    Text - 3:15 PM o00 AT&T < Brianna YOU MATCHED WITH BRIANNA ON 8/19/17 It's a pickup line Sent Aug 19, 2017, 3:13 PM Your ass is grass and l'm gonna mow it.
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